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{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
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{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats do not need to blink their eyes on a regular basis to keep their eyes lubricated.","length":101}
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{"fact":"Florence Nightingale owned more than 60 cats in her lifetime.","length":61}
{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do bees hum?","punchline":"Because they don't know the words.","id":343}
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{"type":"dad","setup":"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?","punchline":"In case they get a hole in one!","id":378}
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The Acer Stream is a smartphone manufactured by Acer Inc. and powered by the Android 2.1 operating system. It has 3.7” AMOLED capacitive multi-touchscreen. It was announced at Computex 2010.
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{"fact":"In the 1750s, Europeans introduced cats into the Americas to control pests.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
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La Reina de la Noche is the second album by Latin American Idol winner Mayré Martínez. The album was produced independently by the singer's production company, Mayre Martinez Producciones. On October 22, 2009, the album was made available as a digital release in Amazon.com and iTunes.\nOn October 25, 2009, the album was released physically in Venezuela; a worldwide physical release is yet to be announced.
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