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The Hokusei Line , commonly known as the Sangi Hokusei Line, is a 762Â mm narrow gauge railway line owned and operated by Sangi Railway, a Japanese private railway company. The line runs in Mie Prefecture an connects Nishi-Kuwana Station in Kuwana with Ageki Station in Inabe. For many years, the line was owned by Kintetsu, a major private railway operator, but control was transferred to Sangi in April 2003.
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