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Billy Bullens Field is a multipurpose stadium in Westfield, Massachusetts.\nBullens Field is the baseball and football home field for Westfield High School and Westfield Technical Academy.\nBullens Field is also the home field for the Westfield Starfires of the Futures Collegiate Baseball League (FCBL).
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