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The Central Military-Civil Fusion Development Committee is the decision-making and coordinating body of the Central Committee of the Chinese Communist Party on major issues related to military-civil fusion.
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{"fact":"Phoenician cargo ships are thought to have brought the first domesticated cats to Europe in about 900 BC.","length":105}
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Dear My Songs is an album recorded by female Japanese pop artist Watanabe Misato. It was released on October 8, 2008 by Sony Music Entertainment.
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