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{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}

{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}

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